A very Star Wars Birthday Part 2 (or is it part 5?)

Today, my oldest turns 7! Last year, he watched Star Wars: A New Hope for his birthday. This year, he’ll obviously be watching The Empire Strikes Back. For 7 years I have protected him from Darth Vader’s secret. And it hasn’t been easy.
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We’ve had to keep an eye on what Star Wars related toys he can play with, what shows he can watch, and even what commercials he gets exposed to. Its such a part of our culture that it has been hard to keep from him. Last week we took the kids to see Disney’s new movie Frozen, and before the movie started Disney had a little brag commercial about how they now owned LucasFilm. In it, a dad chases his kids with a toy lightsaber and says in a deep voice “Children, I am your father!” I saw it coming and dove at Ben to cover his ears and block his view. Why Disney would want to give away one of the biggest reveals in cinema history to a room full of little children is beyond me. But I’m pretty sure I saved Ben — and that the girls didn’t pick up on it.
Empire is the best of the Star Wars movies. No one since has done anything like the land walker scene with even a fraction of the realism that the hand built puppets of the early 80s had. That Lucas handed over the reigns to Irvin Kershner is something of a miracle in itself. The resulting movie was darker, more character-driven and carried the story further than any of Lucas’ own films. Situated between the two lighter chapters, it pulls you into the universe and makes you care about what happens to each of the characters — even the bad guy.
I’ve waited 20 years to share this movie with my son. I can’t believe he’s 7 already, but I’m so proud of my little man. He’s a good big brother, an insatiably curious explorer, a clever junior engineer, and a sweet, smart boy.
Update:
Managed to record the big reveal. Here it is on Vimeo

Newer Isn't Always Better

My odd hobby of collecting old LaserDiscs aside, the longer I’ve been around, the more I find that some “newer” things aren’t always better than what they replaced.
I once had a software dev job where I sat across the cubicle aisle from a man who had clearly been trapped in time. He looked and acted like a developer from the early 90s. He had long hair in a pony tail, wore a trench coat, had giant glasses, with yellow tinted transition lenses, and stubbornly refused to learn any programming language newer than C++. His fingers were stained nicotine yellow (presumably he started smoking when it was a cool thing to do), and he had a stack of binders on his desk that looked like they hadn’t moved in 15 years.
I swear I’m not that guy (not yet, at least) but I’m starting to become convinced that trends in computing these days are a drastic dumbing down of what I grew up with. The sweet spot seems to have been around 2006-2008…
Windows 7 was Microsoft’s best OS ever. It got them past the embarrassment of Windows Vista with the first version of Windows that had lower requirements than its predecessor. It offered backward compatibility for most apps through the DOS days, including an XP mode, and a forward thinking, ‘net first platform for the future. It was performant and attractive and relatively bullet proof.
Then came Windows 8. Compatibility got shot, the UI paradigm is schizophrenic at best, and the painful march toward killing off the Desktop means a PC is becoming as dumb as a tablet. Admit it, Windows 8 users: if you actually want to get anything done, you have to flip over to the Desktop “mode” (and ya, its a mode).
Similarly, Mac OS jumped the shark somewhere around Snow Leopard. They killed off Classic — which cost them basically nothing to include, but to add insult to injury, they put a bullet in the head of Rosetta, cutting off both previous generations of Mac software, as if to pretend the PowerPC era didn’t happen (apparently, also pretending their loyal customers for those painful years didn’t matter either). Two libraries of software suddenly unavailable, replaced with crappy “features” like Launch Pad (now your $3000 Mac can work like a $500 iPad!) Invested $4000 in Final Cut Pro Studio? Guess you shouldn’t have upgraded to our newest OS, cause that just doesn’t work any more. Don’t even get me started on the Dock connector to Lightning connector fiasco.
I wonder if this happens with all technology. Maybe it all starts out just a little bit unfriendly, and for awhile, only those smart enough to figure out how to work it can use it. But then the masses demand it, so we dumb it down a little, and then a little more, until you can buy a device with more computing power than anyone could have imagined 10 years prior, but you’ll use exactly 10% of it, because you don’t really know how it works — you aren’t intended to know. You’re just supposed to use it for a year, then throw it out and buy something new. And the ability to get under the hood, add a plug-in, script the start-up routine or run an app you bought two years ago is gone… but that’s OK, because its “easy to use”.
Keyboards are more prolific now than ever. They’re on your phone, your tablet, your Xbox… but watch teens use one on their laptop: they’re hunt and pick typists. Two fingers, staring at the keyboard while they type. They may be fast with their thumbs, but an actual keyboard, where you sit down and write a letter, or a poem, or some code… the skill set is gone. We turned computers into appliances, and created for ourselves a two-class system for technology. Those who buy their iDevices, but willingly remain ignorant and probably always a little afraid of them, and those who actually create them.
Maybe those latter folks will become the mechanics of the next generation. The often shifty, blue collar worker who tinkers with your gear for outrageous prices, and with a surly attitude. Or maybe they’re the poets and philosophers of a digital era, whose art won’t fully be appreciated for many years to come.
All I know is that my kids are going to play Mario Teaches Typing, and learn a programming language before they’re done 2nd grade…