Tall Tales

So I sat down at a table at drop-in tonight, and asked the guys there what their hobbies were.
The first guy, a 16-year old pastor’s son, answered that he was a heroin junkie who’d just spent the last 20 years in prison. The next kid said he worked in Toronto as Superman, but had flown in for the evening. The next answered that he worked as a night janitor at a University where he liked to solve complex math equations left on the black board by professors during the day.
All 3 did this with straight faces and not a moments hesitation.

Pretty sure I have the best volunteer gig ever.

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