Things to consider when debating whether or not to have children:

#1 – Forget having nice stuff

It may seem worthwhile to have an HD-TV… but the picture doesn’t really look that good when the screen is perpetually covered with grimy little hand prints.
And that sleek universal remote you’ve got that controls your entire home theater? It doesn’t work as well when a little monster chews the buttons until half of them don’t work.
As for your cutting edge laptop with a high-res 14.1″ display… well it doesn’t look nearly as cool when its covered with snot and caked-on bits of Cheerios…

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4 thoughts on “Things to consider when debating whether or not to have children:

  1. Wait until he is eight and takes that new laptop (or whatever device is new then) apart just to see how it works. It is upsetting even if he assures you that he knows exactly where every piece goes.

  2. Ha, ha, mom. I hate to break it to you, but I still haven’t figured out how to put things back together reliably! I always have a mysterious “extra” screw…

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