Weekend summary in as few words as possible

Dinner Theater: Cute, but why are all our dinner theater experiences always affected by flamboyantly gay people?

Hotel: Very rustic and homey, but cozy and comfortable.

Latern-lit Chasm Tour: Closed, but man would it have been cool if it were open.

Ed Young: FANTASTIC! Just… awesome.

Stomach: A constant source of discomfort all weekend.