Ouch…

Our office has two sets of doors at each entrance. The outer doors are open most of the time, while the inner doors require a key card for access. This is true from 7:00am to 6:00pm. Outside of that time frame, however, the outer doors are also locked. My new schedule has me at the office from 6:30am to 4:30pm most days, meaning there’s a half hour window in which the normally unlocked outer doors are locked, requiring either a card swipe from the outside, or a button press from the inside, to open them.
Unfortunately, due to a system-wide incompatibility with being awake before 7:00am, this is the same half hour window in which the requirements of my bladder are the most urgent and unpredictable. Couple that with an only partial consciousness, and you can understand why I might have a large bump on my forehead later today…